Saturday, April 19, 2014

An Easter Joke to Make You Smile




My cousin just sent me this
 and I thought it was too cute not to share!










A man is driving along a highway
 and sees a rabbit
jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps
 right in front of the car. 

The driver, a sensitive man
 as well as an animal lover,
 pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is
the Easter Bunny,
 and he is  DEAD .
The driver feels so awful
  that he begins to cry. 
A beautiful blonde woman driving
 down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.


She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's it wrong. 


"I feel terrible!"  he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny
 with my car and KILLED HIM!" 

The blonde says,"Don't worry, darlin!"

She runs to her car
 and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp,
 dead
  Easter Bunny; bends down,
 and sprays the contents onto him. 

The  Easter Bunny  jumps up,
 waves its paw at the two of them
 and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops,
 turns around and waves again,
hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet, 
turns and waves,
 and repeats this
 again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands,
 
"What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?" 


The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.

It says...

(Are you ready for this?) 
(You know you're gonna be sorry!) 
(Last chance!!!)

OK, here it is:

It says, 










"Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."
Happy Easter!! 


19 comments:

  1. I love your joke. Very cute.♥
    Betty @ My Cozy Corner

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  2. LOL- That was NOT me stopping with that can! I swear!!!! lol xo Diana

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  3. This is so cute, Michele -- thanks for sharing!! :-D I hope you have a Happy and Blessed Easter.

    Denise

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  4. That's such a cute joke. :) Have a happy Easter, Michele!

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  5. Exactly what you said it would do - made me smile. Have a great Easter.

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  6. HAHAHA… Love that Michele… Happy Easter
    XOXO Mary

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  7. :) Happy Easter,at least you'll get chocolate now he's not dead

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  8. LOL, that's an old one making the rounds again.
    Hope your Easter celebration was lovely.

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  9. Ha ha too cute. Hope you had a great Easter.
    Kris

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  10. haha . . . told this to my family on the way to church on Easter. Everyone got a good chuckle!

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  11. OK, I snorted! I love that you are blonde and were brave enough to share this! Ha, Ha, Ha-ppy Easter (season)!

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  12. A friend sent this along to me yesterday morning. Too cute! I have an ongoing file that is consistently updated with "blonde" jokes.

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  13. Ha!Ha! very funny! Hope you had a lovely Easter.

    Carolyn

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  14. Michele,
    Lovely Spring tablescape, dear one!!!
    Love all the bird accessories!!!
    Many times, I begin a "photo shoot", check the photos,
    then realize I've forgotten something. My MoMa used to say,
    "Back to square ONE!"
    Fondly,
    Pat
    P.S. Encourage Katie with her "Stamp Art". . .she's amazing!!!

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  15. Hee, Hee, Hee...Funny!

    ❤️Ana

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