When I was in college one of my closest friends
was really fun and we laughed often together.
I have fond memories of one night staying up all night
writing down silly quips about noses.
Noses are just kinda funny looking anyway,
they jut out and look silly on most of us on most days,
but we laughed for hours coming up with nose puns and funnies.
We had all sorts of them such as
"A nose by any other name would smell as sweet."
(I know, Shakespeare had to have rolled over his grave with that one!
By the time we could think of no more
we had pages and pages of nose puns, etc.
You know I only threw that list out a few years ago.
I kinda now wish I would have kept it. Oh well.
So for a little blue, a little giggle and a little collage,
I send you this silly joke that mentions a nose-
and a wish for you to have a fabulous week!
The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of bikers. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the bikers. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!"
"I'm impressed," St. Peter responded, "When did this happen?"
"About two minutes ago," came the reply.